My Life...

My Life...

Wednesday, November 11, 2015

Updates!


Hello friends! It was ages when I wrote something for you the last time! haha.. just kidding.. It was just 2 months ago! lol! 2 months is also a long time!

I was about to write something recently, but then, all of a sudden, I realized I hadn't finished with a single submission, that too, after due dates! Anyways who follows them (atleast not in Engineering, I suppose!)

To top that up with, I had 1 submission left to be done! Yet, I gave my practical exam successfully (with that typical "chalta hai" attitude) and now I'm just left with end semester exams!

Oh! Semester exam!

It's scheduled just next week! N I've started my studies with a fearful mind, the reason being I've not done a single topic this sem unlike previous semesters! By the way, odd sems are always hectic and troublesome, I don't know why!

Meanwhile, someone expecting a pointer of 10 from me this sem! I would thank God if I don't score the lowest till now! Anyways, pointers don't affect me that much! ATKT can!

Now, let's roll on to some updates!

Finally done with a total number of 22 PCB projects of colleagues in the concluding weeks of this academic sessions! It was really a hard-work! Phew! It didn't pay-off worth the efforts, But there was a feeling of great satisfaction. I got improved in those skills too! Yeah! In that way, it actually paid-off!

BJP lost Bihar elections! Did their strategy fail miserably or is it just that Modi wave was blown out of Bihar!
(This Modi wave was actually a whooping win of 22/40 seats in Bihar constituencies in 2014 general elections)
Anyways, Amit Shah was going to respond to all the happenings (you know which) in our nation after Bihar elections.
........... Eagerly awaiting!

Recently, someone told me that I look like a girl with my long hair! I asked him if he knew the reason behind the difference between the excreta of goat, cow and buffalo after eating same grass! Obviously, he didn't! That's how I concluded he doesn't even know shit! And still he's judging me on basis of my hair!

(Above incident is purely fictional and has no relevance to any person, living or dead!)

Diwali is on! I realized it when mom told me to apply utne (a medicinal herb) while bathing on first day! "Deep" from Deepawali is replaced by "Phatake" to make it a Phatakewali, indeed! Bursting of crackers couldn't be stopped! Let there be an increase in pollution in an already polluted city! Let all the pets lose their powerful hearing senses! sigh!
By the way, HAPPY DIWALI!


Wait, it's already 11! I've been writing for a long time! Let me edit, post and get back to studies! I'll be back with a new & interesting post soon after my exams!

Wish me luck for this sem, folks!

Thursday, September 10, 2015

Death Confession


After some definite period....

I laid down in my bed watching out for angels to appear and direct
me to the heaven. But nothing of that sort happened. I had, in fact, landed in a complete different world all of a sudden.


With some extra-ordinary vision, I could see my closed ones sobbing over my dead body. But I was helpless. I couldn't go and take the condolences of my own death. Those emotional expressions changed into scary ones very soon.

I was burnt with traditional rituals, transforming my body into fumes n ashes. Only few calcium carbonate bones were left out there, which were later collected by someone I didn’t notice!

That night, they experienced several unusual incidents in my house. It started with rattling of spoons, glasses and other utensils. They were scared.

Soon, it started raining with thunderstorm. The tube-lights flickered and electricity of my house ran down all of a sudden.

The window shut close with a loud noise and couldn’t be opened! A loud voice sought their attention on a dreadful and scary face on d wall. They screamed, shouted and left my place with a shiver in their own body.

The next day a priest was called and he advised to keep my house locked for ever!

It was no way I could explain to them about the facts I could visualize.

A little mouse resided in my house since a couple of days and was yet to be the prey of my cat. It was that mouse who ran over the utensils that night making noises.

The weather forecast was declared a week ago, mentioning that it was going to pour badly in forthcoming days!

Also that I'd requested the electrician to troubleshoot the electrical issues of my house remained a mystery!

The face they saw in the dark was actually one of my best scary paintings which I'd placed on the wall and I’d rarely shown it to anyone.

The absence of awareness of these facts led to an increase in fear in everyone's minds, eventually turning my happy-house into a haunted-house!