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It had started off with a usual day until someone’s urge to satisfy his pleasure right in the morning couldn’t get fulfilled and instead met with a blank html displaying “This site has been blocked as per the instructions from Department of Telecommunications!”
The streets were full of skeletons of porn-craving creatures roaming restlessly in the town. They were in hundreds and thousands. I was unaware of the happenings until I got a notification on one of my Whatsapp group.
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| Guys after knowing about #PornBan! |
Even an electron movement would be slower when compared to the rate at which such news spread on social media! Soon, a hashtag #PornBan became active on Twitter! Porn addicts were too frustrated on this decision and started expressing their anger against their sole rights on various social networking sites!
The next day, All India Modern Youth Council Chief, Arjun Thakur, was asked about his reactions on this shocking decision of Government. Surprisingly, he was feeling too depressed to talk to reporters, probably due to lack of masturbation, according to his personal secretary who told them with the promise of keeping her name confidential. He was madly searching for his old 2 TB hard disk since yesterday, she added.
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| Trolling Govt. like a boss..!! |
Arjun, later in the evening, gave a press conference on this issue and declared a Non Orgasm Movement starting on the very same day. Several members and supporters along with Arjun took an oath in front of Funny Leone's HD posters. Within few hours, this event was viral and the youth extended their support on large scale by registering themselves on www.nonorgasmmovement.org.
According to the agreement in registration process,
The event itself was a trending topic. The national economy went down suddenly. The news headlines changed from “Ban on porn: blessing or curse?” to “Non Orgasm Movement: a revolution”, yet the debates remained as usual with the same set of panelists with their same opinions!
According to the agreement in registration process,
- an individual should not have any kind of sexual pleasure with any person (including life-partner), object, etc.
- an individual should neither possess nor buy any kind of pornographic videos which may be the source of orgasm
- an individual should not entertain any prostitute by any means
- an individual should not study any biological subject related to sex organs
- an individual should not buy any object/device related to sex
- an individual should explain the necessity of Non Orgasm Movement to other people
Arjun scheduled a candle-march next day in protest against this blind decision of Government to showcase the power of the youth. People gathered in large numbers to raise their voice against the decision. The slogans could be heard and posters could be viewed from quite a long distance.
One of the teenage girl supporting the movement was questioned, “Did your parents allow you to participate in this movement?” She fled the place at once, never to be witnessed there again!
The ministers arrived after few hours. The reporters surrounded them with their questions, the answers of which the ministers couldn’t give satisfactorily. Being aware of the present scenario, Government removed the ban after an internal meeting. As soon as it was declared, the sweets were being distributed amongst people to celebrate the freedom of self-controlled human rights!
Someone amongst the crowd noticed the minister checking 1 of those 857 sites before getting into his car and shouted loudly, “Sir, Parliament me mat dekhna! Warna resign karna padega, pichle walo ki tarah!” In response to this advice, the minister left the place with unexpected mouthful abuses for that person!
One of the teenage girl supporting the movement was questioned, “Did your parents allow you to participate in this movement?” She fled the place at once, never to be witnessed there again!
Someone amongst the crowd noticed the minister checking 1 of those 857 sites before getting into his car and shouted loudly, “Sir, Parliament me mat dekhna! Warna resign karna padega, pichle walo ki tarah!” In response to this advice, the minister left the place with unexpected mouthful abuses for that person!
Nevertheless, Non Orgasm Movement proved to be a huge success!
